Miss Catastrophe

The book we were given at school to learn English, a few years ago, was called Apple Pie. One of the characters (I can't remember her name) had a nickname : she was called Miss Catastrophe. I can't remember why but she would probably mess up everything. I loved this character.

In fact, I am Miss Catastrophe. Miss Catastrophe does not miss catastrophes. But she misses something or someone else instead. Some things she accidentally (or not) broke into pieces, some people she only managed to make drift away from her (I don't care if this sentence is grammatically wrong).

Sometimes, being Miss Catastrophe makes me kinda sad. But hey, I guess I'll have to get used to her because she's not going to leave me so easily, is she ?